You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start In The Morning



From the author of the bestselling classics We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier and Bless Your Heart, Tramp comes a collection of essays so funny, you’ll shoot co’cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as: How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life• Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering.• Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?• Get yer Wassail on: It’s carolin’ time• Airlines serving up one hot mess• Action figure Jesus• Why Clay Aiken ain’t marrying your glandular daughter• And much more!Complete with a treasure trove of Celia’s genuine southern recipes, You Can’t Drink All Day if You Don’t Start in the Mornin’ is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.

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